2027 Sweary Planner with Funny Affirmations and Motivational Humor

Get sh*t done — and laugh doing it. Bold checklist-style planner with funny affirmations that actually motivate.

What's inside:

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  Dated weekly + monthly spreads — clear, roomy 8x10 layouts for tasks, appointments, and birthdays
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  ALL-NEW funny affirmations for 2027 — like "F*ck around and find success"
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  100+ hilarious jokes and sweary quotes throughout
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  25 NEW hilarious ways to tell a**holes to f*ck off
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  Bold pink-and-white checklist cover on a black matte finish

A huge hit as a Secret Santa or White Elephant gift — and a genuinely useful organizer the rest of the year.